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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier. Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy. Tyger, tyger, burning bright, in the forests of the night; what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry? Death without pain is like a sundae without sprinkles. The next person to pass us will die within a fortnight. You're only saying that because no one ever has." Get up Dog Boy! If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions. He who marries the Spirit of his Age, soon becomes a widower. Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia. Why ask why, just shut up and die For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong. Hail / Praise / Ia / Fuck / Grep / Eat Eris / "Bob" / Cthulhu / The Conspiracy / Kibo / Spam Bad things come to those who wait too. Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay? You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly. You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops. Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body? Drive your cart and plow over the bones of the dead. History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools. Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am. I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy. Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
Our cause is a secret within a secret, a secret that only another secret can explain; it is a secret about a secret veiled by a secret. it's just a spot of dirt in the middle of your forehead.
Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again. When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella. You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
We are sorry, you have reached an imaginary number. The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos.
As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil. All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels. Anarchy -- it's not the law, it's just a good idea.